Am I The Only One Who...?

I check the fridge hoping food magically appeared since 2 minutes ago

I have rewritten a text message more than 5 times before sending it

I have googled symptoms and convinced myself I was dying

I set 6 alarms because I don t trust myself with just one

I rehearse conversations in my head that never actually happen

I say "I am almost ready" when I haven t even started getting ready

I pretend to be busy on my phone when I want to avoid talking to people ????

I have cancelled plans I was actually looking forward to just because I got comfortable at home

I still get nervous pressing the call button even on planned calls

Sometimes I laugh at my own jokes before I even tell them

is it me or does the modern world seen ruined

Am I the only one who likes brown sauce and cheese butties

Am i the only one who wakes up and thinks no 5 more minutes?

Is it just me or does anyone else love 80s music

Is it just me who likes8 80s music ?